Goywonder
Candid conversations: #2
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Our attitude to relationships and sex is fraught with dishonesty. Through a series of anonymous conversations with female acquaintances, Goy Wonder offers an unblinking look at 21st century sexuality.
Name: Withheld
Age: 21
Occupation: Student and fetish model
Sexual partners: 12
Best sexual experience: As cheesy as it sounds, it has to be with my current partner. We’ve got a great sexual dynamic between us.
It was with him that I had my first simultaneous orgasm. In fact, it was the worst time I’ve ever come with somebody else. Now you get an idea of why I’m sticking with this one *grins*.
Worst sexual experience: Oh god, you won’t believe this one. I was having sex with this guy who was drunk. I mean really drunk. He was stumbling everywhere, with his head lolling to one side. His vision must have been blurred – he probably thought he was having a threesome with two goth twins.
Anyway, we were halfway through and I noticed his eyes were drifting over my shoulders. I didn’t really think anything of it, until his thrusts start to slow down. To my disbelief, he completely stopped and stared straight ahead.
In his drunken state, he’d been distracted by the television. He’d become transfixed with watching Robin Hood – the Disney version, for god’s sake! It must have been the bright colours or something that was mesmerising him. Either way, I wasn’t happy.
When I model for websites, my inbox gets clogged with guys saying they’d love to bed me. Now here’s a guy who’d rather watch the television instead. Typical.
What is your sexual skill? Well, put it this way, I can put a condom on without using my hands. It’s not easy. It took a lot of practice. Luckily, my generous boyfriend didn’t mind me practicing on him *giggles.*
What is your sexual advice for male readers? Don’t get too ambitious with positions and techniques. Stick to what you’re good at – and try become really good at it.
Candid conversations: #1
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Our attitude to relationships and sex is fraught with dishonesty. Through a series of anonymous conversation with female acquaintances, Goy Wonder offers an unblinking look at 21st century sexuality.
Name: Withheld
Age: 27
Occupation: trainee teacher
Sexual partners: 13
Best sexual experience: I love having sex with my ex-boyfriend. We were always great in bed together, but, since the break up, it’s just got better.
I can’t get enough of it. I’m constantly looking round my house for any of his possessions to return to him - his CDs; his books; even his mud-flecked old trainers. Any excuse to pop round and see him for another session. *laughs*
Worst sexual experience: A bout of cold, sweaty, post-valium sex with a male friend of mine.
Things were just warming up, after an eight-hour doze on his bedroom floor, when I felt his condom dislodge inside of me.
I hitched one leg on a chair and began to fish inside myself for the lost sheath. After watching me struggle for a bit, he crawled over to offer a helping hand.
Anyway, we’d got going when his bloody mum comes barging into the room. She’d arrived back early from her holiday.
Mortified, I leapt off her drowsy son and started rattling off apologies. She was utterly aghast: she dropped her suitcases to the floor and rushed straight back out the way she came.
As I heard the front door shut, I rolled over and scoffed a handful of vallies like there was no tomorrow. Sadly for me there was.
What is your sexual skill? I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. I love to masturbate in front of men. Well, actually I just love to masturbate. *laughs* Still, if he enjoys watching me then it’s all the better.
What is your sexual advice for male readers? Quit with the stealthy attempts at anal. I have better uses for my hands that constantly swatting your cock away from my arse.
But, apart from that, just be confident and dominant; inject a bit of adrenaline into things. There’s nothing sexier than a man who knows what he’s doing.
